tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31899414235961053872024-03-12T21:16:09.712-04:00Visual ProofVisual proof that the madness isn't all in my head.TheCyborgMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14566379902847952987noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3189941423596105387.post-59570861541571748182015-01-07T07:00:00.000-05:002015-01-07T07:00:11.189-05:00Park At Your Own Risk<span style="font-size: large;">While vacationing in Gettysburg, PA a couple of months ago, we stumbled across this sign while in a parking lot...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I didn't realize that a wall could be dangerous! My husband and I had a good laugh. </span><br />
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<br />TheCyborgMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14566379902847952987noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3189941423596105387.post-6112340460664331212015-01-04T18:15:00.000-05:002015-01-04T18:15:43.336-05:00Sometimes, there just isn't enough toilet paper...<span style="font-size: large;">So I have a thing about public bathrooms...I hate them. I'm totally grossed out by the entire idea. But sometimes you just have to take care of business.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">And yes, that's a toilet cover, covered again by toilet paper. Because of my medical issues, I can't do the squat thing! So this is how I handle public restrooms. </span><br />
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<br />TheCyborgMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14566379902847952987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3189941423596105387.post-87612739423458739712014-10-21T16:09:00.002-04:002014-10-21T16:12:29.258-04:00What's In My Air Vent<span style="font-size: large;">There is an air vent right behind my son's seat at the kitchen table.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Yup, that would be an Oatmeal Square piece of cereal....and a popcorn kernal. Not only do I have to sweep my floor, but every few weeks I have to pull this air vent out and turn it upside down over the trash to empty it of food bits. Yummy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Luckily, you have to go all the way around our bed to see this. So
anyone who visits and takes a quick look into our room won't see the
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<span style="font-size: large;">Sometimes I think they all do it on purpose<i>,</i> just to make me crazy!<i><br /></i></span><br />
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TheCyborgMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14566379902847952987noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3189941423596105387.post-56066983790704083992014-08-09T10:34:00.001-04:002014-08-09T10:34:53.996-04:00What's Growing Out Of My Couch<span style="font-size: large;">My husband is a ball player. Not professional or anything like that...but he played as a kid, and in college, and at 37 is still playing in an adult men's league. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">He also coaches my daughter's softball team. I usually find baseballs, baseball hats, and scorebooks randomly placed all over the house. The bats are normally kept in the garage.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Except when he goes all Tom Cruise-from A Few Good Men-like and starts carrying the bat around the house talking to himself because he's stressed about making coaching decisions for my daughters team.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">When that happens, you get this...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> ...bats left every where! It's growing out of my couch!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It could be worse...I could lift up the couch cushions and take a peek, but I think some things are better left unseen! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">yup, that's a pencil. Definitely not fruit! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>TheCyborgMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14566379902847952987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3189941423596105387.post-69508003457741876482014-06-09T08:42:00.002-04:002014-06-09T14:53:01.806-04:00What's In The Wagon?<span style="font-size: large;">My daughter pointed this out to me last night as we were getting out of the car.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I guess my husband thinks this is the new home for the hedge trimmer. The best part was that my daughter thought it was a chainsaw. That would have been even better.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">This is the last week of school for my kiddos. Hope it goes quickly and I hope everyone enjoys the rest of the week!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>TheCyborgMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14566379902847952987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3189941423596105387.post-44080624817953780502014-05-14T15:06:00.001-04:002014-05-14T15:06:59.681-04:00What Was Left On My Deck<span style="font-size: large;">While lurking outside (I haven't been outside much because I had ankle surgery) I came across this...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">To be clear, I'm talking about the towel that was left outside and not the chair that needs to go to chair heaven. From the looks of it, the poor thing was left out all winter. When you pick it up, it remains in that same exact shape...like cardboard.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Here's a picture of it's brother, who has been lovingly kept inside the home.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">This isn't even a towel from my kitchen, which is 10 feet from my deck. It a towel from<i> my</i> bathroom...that's upstairs...in<i> my</i> room. I have no clue how this made it's way here, but I'd put money on minion involvement.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>TheCyborgMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14566379902847952987noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3189941423596105387.post-14127827975235766292014-05-12T07:00:00.000-04:002014-05-12T07:00:00.174-04:00What's Lodged In My Freezer<span style="font-size: large;">Lodged in between the waffles and the freezer wall...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">...is my leftover SweetFrog froyo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I guess that empty space on the shelf just wasn't a cozy enough fit. On the bright side, I think I'm in the running for white trash refrigerator of the year with my waffles, ice cream, and hot dogs.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Those are the kids sledding discs. Now I know that we had a really long winter and all, but they can probably be put away now that the dandelions are growing alongside them.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>TheCyborgMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14566379902847952987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3189941423596105387.post-13264895719569970002014-04-24T16:31:00.001-04:002014-04-24T16:31:35.724-04:00What's Not In My Pantry<span style="font-size: large;">This happens about every other week. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Yup, there's nothing in there.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The kids change things up with the type of box that's empty. They're keeping me on my toes!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">After it was all done I went to take a picture and realized that there was something in there that didn't quite belong. Did you catch it?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>TheCyborgMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14566379902847952987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3189941423596105387.post-10132152615174791332014-04-12T10:27:00.000-04:002014-04-24T16:34:58.873-04:00Paper Towel Fail<span style="font-size: large;">This is what I came down to yesterday morning...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hejBXDS8DOs/U0lMFHySSmI/AAAAAAAAAi0/CajkWF36_S4/s1600/IMG_1018.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hejBXDS8DOs/U0lMFHySSmI/AAAAAAAAAi0/CajkWF36_S4/s1600/IMG_1018.JPG" height="400" width="300" /></a></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I guess we need to be more specific with instructions.</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-size: large;">Remove old paper towel roll</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: large;">Replace with new paper towel roll</span></li>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>TheCyborgMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14566379902847952987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3189941423596105387.post-35329333291243951652014-04-08T15:00:00.000-04:002014-04-08T15:46:33.905-04:00How Many Cups Are On Your Kitchen Table?<span style="font-size: large;">I live with three other people...my husband, and my two children. Yet, somehow, I woke up this morning with 10 assorted cups on my kichen table.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">That's 2 mugs, 6 glasses, and 2 metal cups.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Don't see the second metal cup? That's because it's hiding behind the napkins.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CG8qVYWSsL0/U0RFhTJ9e_I/AAAAAAAAAik/XAOwP2LIMDo/s1600/IMG_1015.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CG8qVYWSsL0/U0RFhTJ9e_I/AAAAAAAAAik/XAOwP2LIMDo/s1600/IMG_1015.JPG" height="240" width="320" /></a></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">To be fair, the glass all the way on the left and the union jack mug are mine. Who owns the rest? </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>TheCyborgMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14566379902847952987noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3189941423596105387.post-21808013526441474442014-04-07T13:43:00.000-04:002014-04-07T14:07:36.147-04:00What Lives On Top Of My Dryer<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: large;">This is what lives on top of my dryer. I guess I should be thankful that I even have a dryer and crud to go on top of it.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I would venture to say that many people have change on top of their
dryers (at least if you are lazy like me and just leave it there). But
do you have a D-ring? </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Or Nerf darts? Or perhaps a pencil, a picture hanger, or a Christmas
lightbulb? Screws, Legos, and buttons perhaps? If you look hard enough
you can even catch a glimpse of a Trivial Pursuit game card. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I bet you don't have a peg-leg pirate with a pistol in hand lying face down on a travel toothbrush.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Here he is after I stood him up for a closer look...</span><br />
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